Good Morning Funny Quotes

Good Morning Funny Quotes

• “Rise and shine, but if that’s too hard, just rise and caffeinate.”
• “Morning is the time when I’m most likely to agree to things I’ll regret later.”
• “Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
• “Waking up is hard, but waking up without coffee should be illegal.”
• “Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your eyeliner even.”
• “I’m not a morning person, I’m not a night owl. I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.”
• “Good morning! Remember, life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.”
• “Morning is the time when I’m most likely to believe I can accomplish anything…until I try.”
• “Wake up, spread happiness, and sparkle with positive vibes…or just crawl back under the covers.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as pleasant as your first sip of coffee.”
• “Morning is a wonderful time to contemplate whether you really need a job.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a beautiful day to pretend to know what you’re doing.”
• “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as fabulous as your bedhead.”
• “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a morning person, and coffee knows it too.”
• “Morning is the time when I need 5 more minutes of sleep every 5 minutes.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog chasing its tail.”
• “Mornings were made for coffee and contemplation…and maybe a little bit of procrastination.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to chase your dreams…or just hit snooze again.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as bright as your smile and as positive as your bank account.”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love waking up before they’re ready?”
• “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
• “Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be grateful for coffee and not being a morning person.”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love starting the day by running late?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as awesome as your coffee addiction.”
• “Mornings were made for coffee and contemplation…and maybe a little bit of Netflix.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to tackle your to-do list…or ignore it completely.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as wonderful as finding money in your pocket.”
• “Coffee: because adulting without caffeine is just sad.”
• “Mornings: because who needs sleep when you have regrets to dwell on?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as delightful as a surprise puppy cuddle.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be fabulous…or just wear pajamas all day.”
• “Coffee: because adulting is basically just one long episode of ‘Survivor.'”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love starting the day with existential dread?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as magical as a unicorn riding a rainbow.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to conquer the world…or at least conquer breakfast.”
• “Coffee: because adulting without caffeine is like trying to drive a car with no gas.”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love starting the day with a mild panic attack?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as wonderful as accidentally discovering extra fries at the bottom of the bag.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be awesome…or just survive until bedtime.”
• “Coffee: because adulting is hard and sleeping is not an option.”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love starting the day by hitting the snooze button repeatedly?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as fantastic as a spontaneous dance party.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be productive…or take a nap. Naps are good too.”
• “Coffee: because adulting without caffeine is like trying to ride a bike with no wheels.”
• “Mornings: because who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion?”
• “Good morning! May your day be as extraordinary as a talking llama.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to seize the day…or just hit snooze and try again tomorrow.”

Good Morning Funny Quotes:

• “I woke up this morning, and it was a good one until I had to actually get out of bed.”
• “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not, but coffee doesn’t.”
• “I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good morning,’ because if it was a good morning, I’d still be in bed.”
• “I’m not a morning person until I’ve had my morning coffee. Then, I’m not a morning person anymore.”
• “My bed and I have a special relationship. Every morning, it says ‘I love you,’ and every night, it says ‘Goodbye.'”
• “My morning routine is usually trying to remember why I woke up in the first place.”
• “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark, bitter, and too hot to handle.”
• “Morning is the time when I spend a few minutes contemplating whether it’s worth risking my job to sleep for five more minutes.”
• “My morning workout routine consists of snoozing my alarm three times and stretching the truth about when I actually woke up.”
• “Morning people: making the rest of us feel like we’re doing mornings wrong since forever.”
• “If mornings were shoes, they’d be Crocs. Ugly, uncomfortable, but somehow people still wear them.”
• “I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me up.”
• “Morning is the time when I’m most likely to believe I can accomplish anything…until I try.”
• “I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop ticking me off in the morning.”
• “Morning is the time when I need 5 more minutes of sleep every 5 minutes.”
• “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.”
• “Morning: the time when I debate whether I should get out of bed or sell my house and live off the profits.”
• “I don’t have a problem with morning. I have a problem with reality.”
• “I hate mornings…they’re too cheerful. And there’s way too much sunlight.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a mourning person. I mourn the loss of sleep every single day.”
• “I’m allergic to mornings. I break out in grumpiness.”
• “The only thing I like about mornings is that they start after coffee.”
• “Mornings: because who doesn’t love starting the day by running late?”
• “I love mornings…just not at the crack of dawn.”
• “The early bird can have the worm. I’ll just take the coffee.”
• “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. And by contemplation, I mean figuring out how many more minutes I can stay in bed.”
• “I’m not saying I hate mornings, but if mornings were a person, I’d punch them in the face.”
• “Mornings are for coffee and denial.”
• “My morning routine: snooze, coffee, denial, more coffee.”
• “Mornings are a gift. A very annoying, loud, bright, noisy gift.”
• “Mornings: the ultimate proof that God has a sense of humor.”
• “Mornings are for coffee and awkwardness.”
• “Mornings are like the annoying friend who won’t stop talking to you when you’re clearly not in the mood.”
• “I don’t have a 9 to 5 job. I have a when I wake up to when I go to bed job.”
• “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch…I call it lunch.”
• “I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a morning minion. I need coffee before I can function properly.”
• “I didn’t choose the mug life. The mug life chose me.”
• “I have a master’s degree in laying in bed and staring at my phone.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m an all-day-no-person.”
• “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: full of possibilities and covered in chocolate.”
• “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”
• “I’m not lazy. I’m just saving my energy for when I really need it…like later.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a morning hostage.”
• “I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a morning paradox. I need coffee to wake up, but I can’t wake up without coffee.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a morning ninja. I sneak out of bed without making a sound…and then fall asleep on the couch.”
• “I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a morning enigma. I’m awake, but I’m not alive.”

Good Morning Funny Wishes:

• “Good morning! May your day be as bright and cheerful as a squirrel with a caffeine addiction.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to embrace your inner goofball and spread laughter wherever you go.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more laughter than a cat video marathon.”
• “Wake up and smell the laughter! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to laugh so hard that coffee comes out of your nose.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as hilarious as a sitcom blooper reel.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to laugh loudly and love fiercely.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more giggles than a ticklish octopus.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to find joy in the silliest of things.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as funny as a cat wearing a top hat.”
• “Wake up and smell the comedy! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be silly and spread smiles like confetti.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more chuckles than a clown convention.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to laugh until your stomach hurts.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as humorous as a penguin trying to fly.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to find humor in the little things and spread joy like glitter.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more snickers than a candy store.”
• “Wake up and smell the comedy! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to embrace your inner child and giggle like nobody’s watching.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as funny as a goat wearing pajamas.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to laugh with reckless abandon and make memories that make you smile.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more belly laughs than a comedy club on Friday night.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to find joy in the absurd and celebrate the ridiculous.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as entertaining as a monkey riding a bicycle.”
• “Wake up and smell the humor! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to laugh until your sides ache and your eyes water.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more guffaws than a dad joke convention.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to share smiles and spread sunshine wherever you go.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as amusing as a duck wearing sunglasses.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be silly and embrace the absurdity of life.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more chuckles than a comedy of errors.”
• “Wake up and smell the laughter! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to find joy in the simple things and laugh like nobody’s watching.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as comical as a llama in a top hat.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to laugh until your cheeks hurt and your heart sings.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more giggles than a baby’s first giggle.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to be goofy and spread happiness like confetti.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as hilarious as a penguin doing the cha-cha.”
• “Wake up and smell the comedy! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to find humor in the everyday and laugh like nobody’s listening.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more snorts than a pig in a puddle.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to laugh out loud and love with all your heart.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as funny as a squirrel on a trampoline.”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to embrace your inner goofball and spread joy like wildfire.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more chuckles than a barrel of monkeys.”
• “Wake up and smell the humor! Good morning!”
• “Rise and shine! It’s a new day to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes sparkle.”
• “Good morning! May your day be as entertaining as a clown on a unicycle.”
• “Wakey-wakey! It’s a new day to find joy in the ridiculous and laugh until your belly aches.”
• “Good morning! May your day be filled with more belly laughs than a comedy of errors.”