Monday Morning Quotes Funny:
- “Monday is the day that coffee needs coffee before I do.”
- “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. But first, coffee.”
- “Monday is the day that even my coffee needs coffee to get through.”
- “Monday is the day that reminds me that life is a cruel joke.”
- “I tried to see things from Monday’s perspective, but my bed wouldn’t let me.”
Monday Morning Quotes Funny For Work:
- “Monday is the day that even my keyboard needs a coffee break.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard, and Monday is harder.”
- “On Mondays, my to-do list is like a horror movie – get ready for the jump scares.”
- “Monday is the day that makes me question the choices that led me to a 9-to-5 life.”
- “The only thing getting a workout on Mondays is my patience.”
Monday Morning Quotes Positive:
- “A positive mind on Monday can set the tone for a great week ahead.”
- “Mondays are the runway to your success – take off with enthusiasm.”
- “Every Monday is a chance to be better than the last.”
- “Monday is a gift – unwrap it with joy and gratitude.”
- “Mondays are a fresh start – embrace it with a smile.”
Funny Monday Morning Quotes For Instagram:
- “Posting a selfie on Monday because my mood deserves an upgrade.”
- “If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs – uncomfortable and everyone hates them.”
- “Monday vibes: coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, and sarcasm in my soul.”
- “Monday called. It wants its bad reputation back.”
- “Dear Monday, I’m breaking up with you. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.”
Short Funny Monday Motivation Quotes:
- “Coffee first, adulting second – especially on Mondays.”
- “Monday is the day that reminds me I have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé. Pass the coffee.”
- “Monday motivation: pretend it’s Saturday and no one gets hurt.”
- “Motivation level on Monday: expert at finding excuses to stay in bed.”
- “Monday because nothing tests your patience like a fresh start.”
Monday Morning Quotes Funny:
- “Monday should be optional, like a side dish with the weekend as the main course.”
- “Dear Monday, my coffee is strong, and so am I. Let’s do this.”
- “Monday is the day that proves life is a cosmic joke, and we’re the punchline.”
- “Coffee is my love language, especially on Monday mornings.”
- “Monday: the day that slaps you back into reality, but I’m not ready for reality yet.”
Monday Morning Quotes Funny For Work:
- “Monday is the day that tests my ability to appear awake during video conferences.”
- “Monday: when I realize my job is basically a Monday-to-Friday hostage situation.”
- “Coffee and determination: my secret weapons against Monday meetings.”
- “Monday is the day I consider renaming my Wi-Fi to ‘Monday Motivation’ just to see if it works.”
- “Monday is the day my coffee needs a coffee before attending the staff meeting.”
Monday Morning Quotes Positive:
- “A positive attitude on Monday can turn a regular day into an extraordinary one.”
- “Mondays are the beginning of endless possibilities – seize them with optimism.”
- “Monday is the day to be the sunshine in someone else’s cloudy day.”
- “Embrace the magic of Monday – it’s a fresh start for amazing things to happen.”
- “Monday is a canvas – paint it with positivity.”
Funny Monday Morning Quotes For Instagram:
- “Posting Monday vibes because life is too short to blend in with weekdays.”
- “If Monday was a person, I’d file a restraining order.”
- “Monday is the day I wonder if my coffee is strong enough to handle my to-do list.”
- “Monday mantra: coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.”
- “Monday’s to-do list: survive and pretend to adult.”
Short Funny Monday Motivation Quotes:
- “Motivation on Monday is like WiFi – it comes and goes, but coffee is constant.”
- “Monday: the day I try to adult, but my coffee says otherwise.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard, and Monday makes it harder.”
- “Monday motivation level: still in the snooze button phase.”
- “Monday mood: pretending I’m a morning person.”
